I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself,
except that he can stand it and I can't.
It wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Stuff like that.
Last night, I had a bit of a Texts From Last Night moment of my own with my friend, Maz. We were discussing the death of Boyzone legend Stephen Gately, amongst other things. I thought I'd post it here, because it made me laugh, and made me realise how little time I spend doing things like getting my degree.
Maz: Talk to me. Are you sad about Steve? They are dropping like flies these A-Listers. Told the boyf to cut down on the butter now that men are dying in their 30s.
Me: I'm properly gutted about Steve. I love the Boyz so much. Make sure Gaz reins in the cholesterol intake. What were you doing when you found out? I'll always remember that I was wearing Matt's boxer shorts and frying an egg.
Maz: Haha! I was about to get into the shower with the G-Man and got a text from my friend. I called him back and told him it couldn't be true because the radio was playing happy songs!
Me: Ha! Apparently they've been playing Boyzone songs all night. Ronan will love the royalties.
Maz: I fear for my friend Ruth from school. She had a Boyzone duvet and used to kiss Steve every night!
Me: I had similar concerns about my friend Wendy who has been to every show they've ever done and regularly has fb profile pics of herself with varying band members. Her fb status was sombre today.
Maz: Oh no! :( Do you think they'll carry on. I hope it was underlying health problems and not drugs or suicide.
Me: I'm hoping for a drowning or a nasty fall. Perhaps his hubby murdered him? I'd rather that than substance abuse. Same old, same old.
Maz: Just natural causes. I think he choked on his vom cos he was found on the sofa after a night out. A poisoning by his lover who was jealous of his rekindled fame would be good.
So, yeah. That's about the intelligence level of our conversations. R.I.P. Steve.
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Those are texts?
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Those are heavily edited, too! There was some girly boyfriend talk that couldn't be repeated here! I'm on a very good plan!
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